Why do we write "ETC." at the end of exams?
Coz it means "End Of Thinking Capacity."
How Many times can you Subtract 10 from 100
Once. The next time you would be subtracting from 90
"You look Ugly,"
"Good, I wanted to look like you."
Why did the M&M go to scool?
Because it wanted to be a smartie.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry, it’s only a joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran all the way here. Let me in already!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use askin’ when you can just open.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ through.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
That it!
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